The Intern Archive Update #27

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Trailer #1: Jurassic World

Trailer #1: Jurassic World

Directed by Colin Trevorrow starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Irrfan Khan and Vincent D'Onofrio

Intern Review: The Park is OPEN! The park is open! Finally after 2 sequels the park is open. Why wasn't this story the second one? Jurassic Park 2 and 3 where unneeded and not very good. This being compared is still not close to being as good as the first one. How ever this was done well and fun to watch. I'd give it a go for ya'll.

Nathan Excited
Daniel Worried

Rotten Tomatoes 72% IMDb 7.0 Intern +2

Points Nathan 1 Daniel 0

Trailer #2: Beyond the Reach

Trailer #2: Beyond the Reach

Directed byJean-Baptiste Léonetti starring Michael Douglas, Jeremy Irvine and Hanna Mangan Lawrence

Intern Review: Beyond the Reach should have been a movie that was fast paced and intense. But instead was repetitive and there was no connection to either of the characters. This movie failed on many levels. The fourth act of Michael Douglas coming back was a complete waste. Douglas' character should have just killed the kid but they failed to even make the end interesting. If there ever was a zero this is it. Sorry not sorry.  Just go watch Hard Target (1993) with Van Damme instead as it was a much more competent version of this movie.

Nathan Excited
Daniel Excited

Rotten Tomatoes 36% IMDb Intern 0

Points none so still Nathan 1 Daniel 0

Trailer #3: The Vatican Tapes

Trailer #3: The Vatican Tapes

Directed by Mark Neveldine starring Olivia Taylor Dudley, Michael Peña, Dougray Scott and Djimon Hounsou

Intern Review: So The Vatican Tapes..... It sucked then was good then sucked then was terrible the end. Have you ever watched a trailer and was given a promise of something that you wanted only to not get that at all? Well that's my experience with The Vatican Tapes. There was an abundance of opportunity to make not only a great movie but a series and this probably should have been turned into a tv show with multiple tapes and cases. Alas it was not and turned into the coming of the antichrist whoop-de-do. Was really looking forward to this and it turned into a blasphemy of cinema.

Nathan Worried
Daniel Worried

Rotten Tomatoes 19% IMDb 4.5 Intern -1

Points both boys get points Nathan 2 Daniel 1

Trailer #4: The D Train

Trailer #4: The D Train

Directed by Andrew Mogel and Jarrad Paul starring Jack Black, James Marsden and Kathryn Hahn

Intern Review: Jack Black and James Marsden get it on in this movie that has moment of strange and wonderful as well as mundane. There are a few scenes that are worth watching and entirely strange and enjoyable. I did come away feeling the urge to have a little bit more out of this film.

Nathan Worried
Daniel Worried as Nathan shat on this trailer and convinced him to be.

Rotten Tomatoes 48% IMDb 5.0 Intern +1

Points Nathan 3 Daniel 2

Trailer #5: Dark Places

Trailer #5: Dark Places

Directed by Gilles Paquet-Brenner starring Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Sterling Jerins, Corey Stoll, Christina Hendricks, Tye Sheridan and Chloë Grace Moretz

Intern Review: It's a murder mystery from the writer of Gone Girl. A kill club group convinces a girl who experienced the death of her family convinces her to bring up the past to try and solve the case for real. 

Nathan Excited
Daniel Worried

Rotten Tomatoes 25% IMDb Intern +2

Points Nathan 4 Daniel 2

Winner of The IAU #27 is Nathan

THE INTERN ARCHIVE UPDATE ACCURACY BAR GRAPH

Nathan has a commanding 7% lead over Daniel at this point.

Nathan 66% 89/135
Daniel 59% 80/135
Amanda 67% 10/15
Chelsea 64% 11/17
The Intern 67% 8/12